Why One Wife Now Chooses To Shop Alone

Here’s a proof of what can happen when a woman drags her highly disinterested husband or boyfriend along when shopping. This letter was sent by a British Hypermart to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs Murray, While we thank you for your valued patronage and use of our store’s loyalty card, the manager of the store is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of just some offenses over the past few months, all verified by our surveillance cameras: * 15 Jun: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they weren’t looking. * 2 Jul: Set all alarm clock in Hardware’s to go off at five-minute intervals. * 14 Aug: Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign on a carpeted area. * 4 Oct: Look right into the security camera and used it as a mirror to pick his nose. * 3 Dec: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. * 18 Dec: Hid in a clothing rack and yelled “Pick me! Pick me!”. * 23 Dec: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, then yelled very loudly “There is no toilet paper here!”. Yours Sincerely, Store...

Dissolvable bikini in action.

Update for this one… Get Revenge…. This is a video that shows the dissolvable bikini in action. Disclaimer: This video contains nudity and is NOT SAFE FOR WORK or anyone under the age of 18. Click here to see...

90% of US paper money contains traces of cocaine

On Sunday, the American Chemical Society, a nonprofit scientific society chartered by Congress, released a study claiming that up to 90 percent of U.S. paper money contains traces of cocaine. Of the 5 countries studied, The U.S. and Canada had the highest levels tested, with China and Japan ranking lowest, from 12 to 20 percent contamination levels. Scientists are reporting that cocaine is present in up to 90 percent of paper money in the United States, particularly in large cities such as Baltimore, Boston, and Detroit. The scientists found traces of cocaine in 95 percent of the banknotes analyzed from Washington, D.C., alone. What does that...

Squirrel Hams it up in Candid Shot

The couple had set the timer on their camera while posing at a lakeside in a national park in Canada. Just as they were about to be captured on camera the cheeky squirrel popped up in the foreground and stole the show. The picture was taken at the side of the stunning Lake Minnewanka in Banff National Park, Canada. Mrs Brandts said: “We had our camera set up on some rocks and were getting ready to take the picture when this curious little ground squirrel appeared, became intrigued with the sound of the focusing camera and popped right into our shot.” The picture was submitted to the website of America’s National Geographic magazine. ‘It was a once in a lifetime moment – we were laughing about this little guy for days!’ said Mrs...

Dog house costs more than median price for an American home

Paris Hilton likes tiny little toy size dogs. But those toy size dogs live in Paris Hilton’s dog house – that is nothing like a toy. Paris Hilton’s dog house has two floors and is thoroughly pink. Downstairs is the lounging and relaxing area from the stress of being Paris Hilton’s dogs. Upstairs is the sleeping area and a closet for her pups many different outfits. Tinkerbell, Marilyn Monroe, Prince Baby Bear, Harajuku, Dolce and Prada, have to love the dog mansion. It was finished by famed interior decorator Faye Resnick. The dog house has Philippe Starck furniture, heat, a/c and a crystal chandelier… Paris Hilton’s dog house is estimated to have cost around...

Jury finds for Minnie Mouse in groping case

A jury this morning found John William Moyer guilty of groping of a woman playing Minnie Mouse at Walt Disney World… According to the sentence, Moyer has to write a letter of apology to the victim, Brittney Duncan McGoldrick. He also is under supervised probation for 180 days, must complete 50 hours of community service within four months, pay $1,000 in court costs and submit to a mental evaluation with treatment, if necessary. Before sentencing, Moyer’s adult son spoke on his behalf. “He’s a good man,” Emory Moyer said. “He’s a nice guy.” Emory Moyer also described his father as a man who would never touch a woman inappropriately… McGoldrick told prosecutors at the Orange County Courthouse on Monday she had pushed Moyer away from her after the incident. “My first reaction I just pushed him down. I was doing everything I could to get his hands off my breasts,” Duncan McGoldrick...

Naked Underwear Burglar Caught on Tape

The sexual nature of the crime says he needs to be caught before he harms someone. A naked man burglarized two Abington Township homes Friday afternoon, stealing women’s underwear, clothing, and a laptop. The suspect was caught on a security camera entering one apartment wearing what appears to be a woman’s blouse and skirt. He left the apartment completely naked. “He took my laptop, just trashed everything in the room…when he heard the police were coming, he snuck back out without clothes on — by the way,” Joyce Ru said Monday. Her roommate came face-to-face with the man before fleeing to another apartment. The suspect wrote in magic marker and lipstick in the second victim’s home, which was across the street from the apartment building, said police. We can only imagine what creepy message he left. [nggallery...

Jobless graduate sues her college

BBC NEWS | Jobless graduate sues her college — A New York woman who says she cannot find a job is suing the college where she obtained a bachelor’s degree, the New York Post reports.Trina Thompson, 27, filed a lawsuit last week against Monroe College in Bronx Supreme Court.She is seeking to recover $70,000 £42,000 she spent on tuition to get her information technology degree. I am a graduate of Monroe College’s bachelor’s program; I also had the chance to work within the facility at the Distance Learning office. I may vouch for the fact that the College cares about the progress of student’s while in school. However, like a business which suffers with client feedback and what most college’s lack is the ability to follow-up with career placement services. This is a problem due to the college relationship with businesses and not tapping into a larger network for its students. Most graduates live off their prestige of the university/college however this becomes a hurdle for the people coming from a smaller demographic. I agree with Trina Thompson for the fact that she may have a case if she could prove that she was swayed in to getting her degree with a false promise. At the same time I disagree for the fact that we all have all been lied to at some point (anyone who fills out a W2 form) about the American Dream on the fact that you go to school, get a job, work hard and buy a house with a white picket fence, thus easier said than...

Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store

According to Floyd County Jail records: Melissa Catherine Smith-Means, 37, of Gaylesville, Ala., was arrested by Rome police around 12:30 p.m. She was charged with felony first-degree cruelty to children. Police say she was observed by customers and employees at a store on Broad Street, dragging a small child around by a backpack leash. The child had visible marks on the neck from the...